Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Dude.. where's your Tires?






It appears as though it can happen to anybody, at anytime and anywhere.. You are cruising along in your new automobile, and you suddenly get the urge, it happens to the best of us, you pull over in what looks like a “SAFE” neighborhood and decide to go into the local coffee bean barn for a morning mocha, java or cappuccino. You swear you will only be gone for two minutes, if that, what could happen in two minutes for Petes sake? And yet when you walk back to the curb you find your Escalade, Porsche or Mercedes wearing cement loafers. that’s right, your baby just had her new Bridgestones jacked. Stunned, alarmed and well…. Pissed off, you begin the immediate process of locating witnesses before finally reporting the incident to the local police.. Minutes later, the police arrive to inspect the crime scene.. They try to interview the same witnesses that you already have, but of course nobody saw nothing, so two stand around scratching themselves inquisitively.. Two decide they need a coffee and a donut while your baby gets manhandled by crime scene investigators all because you stopped in the wrong neighborhood for a cup of Joe. Relax Holmes.. It isn’t your fault after all it can happen at anytime and anywhere.
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